If You Can Make Them Laugh,

You Can Make Them Buy

Meet Your Comedic Marketing Specialist

 

~ he'd rather lick toads for inspiration than use AI ~

As a published comedy writer

and comic artist

who's trained in advertising,

I know how to make your audience

enjoy being persuaded so they'll enjoy

supporting your business.

- Testimonials -

"Cairns’ creative voice offered real traction and style to our messaging. In addition to being consistent, pleasant and approachable, we were delighted by his professionalism, follow-through and meticulousness."

— Rebecca Quirke: Director at Tenants Revolt

"Connor quickly and effectively understood what I needed and produced an awesome flyer for my business that helped me gain more clients. He's friendly, professional, and easy to work with."

— Colin Apt: Owner at The Photic Zone

So, What's the Process?

Step 1 — A Conversation

We'll book a free, no-pressure chat where I get to know you and your business. 

I'll find out what I need to channel your brand's voice in ways that will resonate with your audience. 

Imagine a laid-back séance where we commune with the spirit of your brand, but without the smoke, mirrors, or wailing in Latin.

Step 2 — Making A Plan

We'll map out ideas and plan our approach.

Then I'll create a proposal, a timeline, and a quote for the specific needs of your project.

While I prep the runes, read the bones, and consult the oracle, you can sit back and relax.

Once we feel good and ready, I'll get to work!

Step 3 — Feedback/Revisions

We'll bounce revisions back and forth.

You'll give feedback and I'll make another draft until you are 100% happy with the outcome! (Or til one of us dies)

You can rest easy knowing that I thoroughly examine each draft with laser precision while muttering and crouched on all fours. Usually nude. It helps me focus.

Step 4 — Wrapping Up

It's time to celebrate a job well done!

We'll exchange payment and the final product.

You'll enjoy an increase in clicks, conversions, and profits with your brand-new copy/content. 

I'll then recede back into the underground tunnel system where copywriters dwell until my services are summoned once again.